The Stories

It's hard to start because I feel there is no real beginning, and if I start, I need to finish at some point, right? Well that is assumed at least.
I don't like thinking that my stories will have a finishing point. I don't like to feel like I 'have to' do anything either.  So, I have decided I will just tell them as they come to me- out of order, no rhyme or reason. I will shuffle through the millions of strange experiences and randomly choose one to tell you.

Some of my stories will be funny. Some will be offensive. Some will be sad. Some might make you hate me. Some might make you love me. Some might make you question my sanity. Some might make you question the whole world's sanity. I at least hope you question something.